Pouting, Obi-Wan fell back against the bed. "I'm not a prude," he protested sullenly. "But I'd rather sleep with almost anything than a disgusting old Sith."

The Senator glared at him. "Old and disgusting, eh? Well, my young friend, we'll see how you feel about that later. Guards!"

Four heavily armed uniformed guards trooped into the room. Obi-Wan started to struggle again, but they neatly released him from the bed and re-bound him without giving him a chance to make an escape. The Senator had disappeared by the time they carried him out of the room and through twisted corridors to a small landing bay. They deposited him in a shuttle, securing his bindings to the interior so that he had no choice but to sit and wait.

The Senator soon entered the shuttle and motioned to the pilot to take off. He had changed from his previous formal robes and now wore a light brownish-green shirt and shorts, with an odd hat perched on his head. "If you were trying to turn me on," Obi-Wan said as he looked the man up and down, "that outfit was not the way to go."

"Did I ever mention my night job?" The Senator adjusted his hat and crossed his legs.

"I thought being a Sith was your night job."

"No, no, being a Sith is pretty much 24/7. No, my pretty Jedi, in my off-hours I am the Head Zookeeper and Dungeon Master of the Coruscant Zoo."

Obi-Wan stared, and the Sith smiled. He was what? A Sith liked animals? Why would...oh. Of course he would. "You're sick."

"Thank you," the Senator replied. "Ah, we've arrived."

The shuttle door opened, and the Senator untied Obi-Wan enough to let him climb out. He found himself unable to take anything but short shuffling steps as the Senator led him down the main path through the zoo. Children dodged around them, laughing and shouting. Obi-Wan felt ill, remembering the times Qui-Gon had taken him here when he was a child, to have lessons in communing with other forms of life, and to get the really good kind of cotton candy that was only sold here.

"Here we are." The Senator stopped in front of an enclosure. "Now, since you find the prospect of sex with me so distasteful, I thought I would offer you an alternative partner. Completely your choice, of course."

Obi-Wan stared into the enclosure, horrified.

The water buffalo stared back, sharing the sentiment.

Obi-Wan has sex with the Sith

Obi-Wan has sex with the water buffalo